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**The Surprising Story of Living with My Ex-Husband and the Green Porch Light Incident**
Living with my ex-husband isn’t exactly what most people imagine when they hear about post-marriage arrangements. It’s certainly not the ideal, and let’s just say it’s complicated. But there’s one incident that stands out in the many curious situations we’ve navigated together—the day he changed our porch light to green.
It might sound like a trivial thing, but let me set the scene.
### The Backstory: Living Together, Apart
After our divorce, my ex and I agreed that it would be best for us to continue living in the same house. We had been in this home for years, and financially, it made sense for both of us to cohabit under the same roof, at least for the time being. We set boundaries—mostly—about how we would share space, respect each other’s privacy, and keep the peace.
It’s not easy, though. We both have our own lives now, separate friends, and different ways of doing things. But sometimes, the old dynamics slip through the cracks, and we fall into familiar patterns, which brings me to the porch light.
### The Incident: A Green Porch Light
One evening, I came home after a long day of work, and there it was—our porch light was glowing a strange shade of green. I noticed it as soon as I turned into the driveway, like an eerie beacon in the distance. My heart sank a little. Why on earth would he do that?
I went inside, feeling a bit perplexed. He was sitting in the living room, flipping through channels. I couldn’t hold it in any longer.
“Why is the porch light green?” I asked, trying to keep my voice calm.
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